THE D.O.W.

Performed by Rob, Bob, Skee, Rich, and Charlie

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to BK around
I said, YOUNG MAN, pick yourself off the ground
I said, YOUNG MAN, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no NEED TO BE UNHAPPY
YOUNG MAN, there's a place you can go
I said, YOUNG MAN, when you're short on your gold
You can STAY THERE, and I'm sure you will find
Many WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.


It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
They have everything For BKKs to enjoy.
You can play with all their toys.

It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
You can get yourself clean
You can get drunk off your ass
You can burn up some grass.


YOUNG MAN, Are you listening to me
I said, YOUNG MAN, what do you want to be
I said, YOUNG MAN, you can stop this BKing,
but you've GOT TO KNOW THIS ONE THING.
NO MAN, does it all by himself
I said, YOUNG MAN, put your pride on the shelf
And just GO THERE, to the D.O.W.
I'm sure THEY WILL HAVE YOU


It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
They have everything For BKKs to enjoy.
You can play with all their toys.

It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U.
You can get yourself clean
You can get drunk off your ass
You can burn up some grass.


YOUNG MAN, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I WAS once a BKing fool
I felt, NO MAN cared if I were alive
I felt THE WHOLE WORLD WAS SO JIVE
THAT'S WHEN someone came up to me
and said YOUNG MAN take a walk up the street
There's a PLACE THERE called the D.O.W.
They will ALWAYS LOVE YOU.


It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U
They have everything For BKKs to enjoy.
You can play with all their toys.


(Bob and Skee go into a game of leap frog)


D-O-DOUBLE-U
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U
It's fun to stay at the D-O-DOUBLE-U
Young man, Young man, there's no need to BK around
Young man, Young man, pick yourself off the ground

D-O-DOUBLE-U
just go to the D-O-DOUBLE-U
Young Man, Young Man, I was once in your shoes,
Young Man, Young Man, I was a BKing fool

D-O-DOUBLE-U
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